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    topic: Neoturbine! premium pit of despair | DISBAND NATO | ಠ_ಠ
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    name: '#anime'
    topic: pray the gay away
    topicauthor: Meow
    user: ~
  - kickcount: 0
    name: '#locsol'
    topic: Localhost Solutions
    topicauthor: trevorj
    user: ~
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    name: '#neobots'
    topic: ~
    topicauthor: ~
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  - comment: Kent Ohio Neoturbine Hub
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  - comment: Stats for Lucy
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  - comment: SC NeoturbineNET Hub
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  - comment: 'Neoturbine Server of La Grande, Oregon'
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    online: Y
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  - comment: Chicagoland NeoturbineNET Hub
    connecttime: 2012-05-20 19:54:04
    currentusers: 3
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    lastsplit: 2012-05-20 19:53:44
    linkedto: 40
    online: Y
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  - comment: Services for NeoturbineNET
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  - comment: Orlando NeoturbineNET Hub
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    lastsplit: 2012-05-20 00:20:11
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    online: Y
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  - comment: Juped by trevorj
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roid:
  - definition: are different from scottish
    fact: irish pipes
    ts: 1272679294
    who: Reven
  - definition: are inflated with breath
    fact: scottish
    ts: 1272679310
    who: Reven
  - definition: are inflated with a bellows
    fact: and irish
    ts: 1272679319
    who: Reven
  - definition: are much easier to play
    fact: scottish pipes
    ts: 1272679354
    who: Reven
  - definition: is tactical tupperware
    fact: mine
    ts: 1272679603
    who: Ian
  - definition: are kevlar not glass
    fact: only the fibers
    ts: 1272679670
    who: Reven
  - definition: is boring
    fact: boring conversation
    ts: 1272679691
    who: Rachelle
  - definition: is to y
    fact: i am to malt liquor what x
    ts: 1272680367
    who: devin
  - definition: is like
    fact: that fire ice link up there
    ts: 1272681386
    who: Ian
  - definition: fucking hot in here
    fact: its so
    ts: 1272681776
    who: Rachelle
  - definition: is ready for testing
    fact: okay so imapper
    ts: 1272681916
    who: beinghuman
  - definition: is cause for celebration
    fact: major improvements
    ts: 1272682043
    who: devin
  - definition: fucking hot
    fact: oh god its so
    ts: 1272683187
    who: Rachelle
  - definition: 'is near, i sense your fear so me and engineer guzzled everclear and sabotaged the western hemisphere'
    fact: the end
    ts: 1272684117
    who: devin
  - definition: feels toward windows what bush feels toward muslims
    fact: this channels
    ts: 1272684298
    who: devin
  - definition: are even chatting on irc is amazing to me
    fact: the fact you
    ts: 1272684882
    who: beinghuman
  - definition: is gunna getch
    fact: the black ooze
    ts: 1272686260
    who: Reven
  - definition: hate movies like that
    fact: i fucking
    ts: 1272688715
    who: Rachelle
  - definition: is funny as hell
    fact: shit
    ts: 1272689255
    who: Ian
  - definition: saying :(
    fact: i have no clue what you are
    ts: 1272693449
    who: Ian
  - definition: is Sarah though?
    fact: your name
    ts: 1272765736
    who: echoline
  - definition: is a terribly common name
    fact: Sarah
    ts: 1272765985
    who: Arane
  - definition: are most likely also related to her
    fact: and
    ts: 1272766191
    who: echoline
  - definition: are friends of dima?
    fact: so you
    ts: 1272766577
    who: echoline
  - definition: is stupid
    fact: stupid twat
    ts: 1272776581
    who: trevorjay
ts: 1337561101